Our Most Popular Managed Services

If you need help deciding what services are best for your business let us know.


 Popular Services
 (347) 830-7322



Tekie Geek Blogs

Tekie Geek has been serving the Staten Island, Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx, New York City, Long Island and New Jersey area since 2012, providing IT Support such as technical helpdesk support, computer support, and consulting to small and medium-sized businesses.

Computer Repair Rebels Attack the Empire's Base in Staten Island!

Of Clouds and Nebulae

"Computer repair in Staten Island has maintained our connection with the Empire, sir, but there does seem to be a problem," a stormtrooper reported, standing at the ready.

"Problem... what problem?"

"Plebe!" barked the trooper.

Wilson crept forward holding a touchscreen display. "Well it's just... you understand the temporal aspect involved in computing functions in a quantum sense?"

Benke Hugil smirked, "I do very much enjoy hearing primitive beings describe technology. What was your list of services again?"

"Uh," Wilson swallowed, "We at Tekie Geek provide:

  • Managed IT services
  • Business Continuity Planning
  • Data Services
  • IT Security
  • Software Services
  • Cloud Computing

…and other--"

"Cloud computing?" Benke interrupted. "So, your clouds make calculations? I say, computer repair in Staten Island is more interesting than I thought," and a stormtrooper at attention behind the commander snickered.

"Not exactly," Wilson continued, "See, there are servers in an array---"

"At the empire's infrastructural core, a world called Coruscant, data systems are maintained remotely through a system of microscopic machines so vast they make up entire planetary bodies."

"Yes, RUB3 helped me tap into several clusters like that to relay a signal faster than the speed of light using the hyper-hyperdrive algorithms which brought your vessel here. That's just the thing, there was a mistake earlier-- -it appears the rebel ship we noticed didn't actually arrive at the same time as you did. It appears as though they arrived... before---“

Benke felt an undefinable dread. "What?"

Benke's Mistake

BOOM! Responded the plot, and an antiquated armored personnel carrier came rolling through a ground wall firing projectile rounds everywhere. A clutch of rebels was boiling over rubble where the tank came through, blasting stormtroopers with laser rifles and lobbing thermal detonators like they knew how to use them. One landed near a supporting strut and exploded, incinerating foundation pillars beneath the server room and blacking out Tekie Geek's offices entirely.

And, just like the passing of a cloud, the attack was over, and through screams and cries muffled by wafting smoke, Benke saw that the rebels had gone.

Wilson was coughing under a mound of rubble. Benke pulled him from the debris: "Why didn't you tell me the rebel ship in Central Park was a diversion!?”

"Well that's what I was getting to!"

"Next time just bark out: 'we think the rebel ship in Central Park may be a diversion, Commander Benke!', and don't bother with any technical jargon about computer repair in Staten Island! We come from a galaxy long ago and far away, and we've bridged time to get here! I don't need any blasted exposition on quantum mechanics!"

"But you asked about the cloud---"

"That was just so I could brag about The Empire's superiority! RUB3!"

The robot appeared as though from nowhere. "Yes, Commander."

"Do we still have a connection with Lord Vader?"

"Negative, Commander."

"What about the data we were storing?"

"Gone, sir."


On the Plus Side

The comm-link in Benke's pocket buzzed and the Commander answered. A stormtrooper said: "Sir, there's no one here; the rebel starship has been deserted. It looks like a decoy, sir. But on the plus side, Mike Bloomberg has mastered that blue lightning trick--- he's been frying winged avian creatures and cackling like a villain."

Benke sighed. "Well, at least there's some good news."

Mobile? Grab this Article!

QR-Code dieser Seite

Tag Cloud

communications VPN Displays data recovery Staten Island Settings Employer Employee Relationship Data Security Visible Light Communication Hacker Remote Monitoring Digital Gadgets IT support firms datto data recovery Technology Software as a Service Project Management IT consulting Mobile Devices Outsourced IT computer support Staten Island Lenovo Administration Knowledge End of Support Proactive IT Telephony Securty Microsoft PDF Best Practices Phishing IT support NYC IT consulting NYC Mouse Cabling Staffing Analytics Business Metrics Specifications G Suite Printing Windows 10 Office Rental Service Unified Threat Management Encryption BYOD Communication Worker Cryptocurrency Information Technology it support Business Mangement Hacking Business Continuity Ransomware App tech support Staten Isalnd Windows 8 Motion Sickness Save Money Legal Hard Drive Safety IT Services Processors Collaboration Money Data Protection Taxes Reliable Computing Best Practice Productivity Customer Service computer repair managed IT services staten island Vendor Management In Internet of Things Touchscreen Accidental deletion Cost Management Cortana Machine Learning Supercomputer Tracking Twitter Writing WiFi IT consulting firm Virtual Desktop Scalability Streaming Media Hosted Solutions Windows 10 Redundancy SharePoint Flexibility Server Virus Holiday Disaster Training Private Cloud Cloud Computing Travel Google Calendar Hackers Paperless Office Time Management Network Congestion Email staten island managed services Document Management Help Desk Efficiency IT support New York City Access Control computer support Automation Maintenance Miscellaneous Powerful Technology Solutions IT support Staten Island Networking tech support Workers Social data loss Smartphone Workstations Business Technology Update Security Law Enforcement Budget Managed IT Services Automobile computer services Staten Island Apple Antivirus Internet YouTube Search Big Data Managed IT Services Windows XP IT Management Tablet computer repair Staten Island Documents Tech Terms managed it services Cloud Staten Island tech support Downtime Spyware Business Black Market Employer-Employee Relationship VoIP Hack Cloud computing Staten Island 3D Printing Hardware Solutions Google Drive Two-factor Authentication Corporate Profile Data storage IT support Staten Islans Running Cable Downloads Identity Theft Computing Bring Your Own Device Lithium-ion battery Data Flash Microchip Monitors Language Mobility Health DDoS Cache IT consulting firms Public Cloud Software Patch Management Relocation IT consulting company Alert Computer Sports Small Business Google Wallet Compliance IT Support Backup Remote Computing Drones Botnet User Tips Gmail Text Messaging Robot The Internet of Things Firewall Wi-Fi Laptop Hiring/Firing Facebook computer services Passwords Hardware Spam Audit Thank You Tablets LiFi Notifications Distributed Denial of Service Data Management Cybersecurity Chromebook IT consulting Staten Island Password Privacy today ’s organizations Disaster Recovery Advertising Politics CCTV Innovation Business Computing Staten Island computer support end-user files Webcam IT consulting Staten island History Laptops BDR Google Staten Island IT support managed services Wireless ransomware attacks Emergency Workplace Tips Saving Money How To Recovery Start Menu Retail Google Maps Unified Threat Management Social Media Bandwidth Work/Life Balance Memory Government Artificial Intelligence Virtualization malware Hard disk Printer Outlook Staten Island IT consulting Music Cybercrime Internet of Things Quick Tips IT services Staten Island Domains Microsoft Office Scam Business Growth Network Operating System computer support firms Cleaning Network Security Managed Service Provider Hacks Television IT support Smartphones computer support NYC Bluetooth VoIP Administrator Digital Payment tech support Staten Island Mobile Device Management Virtual Reality Google Docs CrashOverride SaaS Access Comparison Business Management Websites Unified Communications Telephone Systems managed services Staten Island Browser Data Backup Samsung Experience IT services NYC Hosted Solution Apps malware worms Website Android Meetings Deep Learning Solid State Drive Education Managed IT IBM Tip of the Week Banking CryptoLocker IT services New York City Productivity Office Tips Download Malware managed IT services NYC Content Filtering Social Engineering Wireless Technology Computer Malfunction Web Server Computer Care Office 365 Upgrade Congratulations Word Vendor Mangement File Sharing Windows Vulnerability IT Consultant Tech Support Physical Security Society Uninterrupted Power Supply

Newsletter Sign Up